I just need a moment to vent. I am going to go pony psycho...
Me-Tori, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Tori-A pony.
Me-Tori, what book do you want to read?
Tori-Let's read a book with no words with these characters. (AKA tell a story about the three ponies she has in her arms).
Me-Tori, what reward do you want for finishing the next part of your workbook?
Tori-So soft crawling Pinkie Pie.
Me-Tori, what movie do you want to watch?
Tori-Horseland. (An animated pony series she discovered on Netflix online).
Me-"Old McDonald had a farm...and on this farm he had a..."
Tori-PONY! With a nayhayhayhay here and a nayhayhay there...
Me-Tori, blah blah blah blah...
Tori-Ponies!
Me-Tori, blee blah blah blee blah....
Tori-Ponies!
Seriously, she's been stuck on ponies for about three years now. I don't know how much more I can stand before I break into a psychotic episode! Heh heh....my little pony, my little pony...la la la la la la la...
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